Mam · The Kitchen · 03/02/1999
RUDY YOUR DINNER IS IN THE OVEN. IT HAS BEEN IN THE OVEN SINCE TUESDAY. IT IS NOT REALLY DINNER ANY MORE IT IS MORE LIKE A ROOF TILE. RING ME. LOVE MAM. P.S. HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS
Mr. Doyle · Landlord, downstairs · 11/02/1999
Rudy. Rent. You know which month. You know which year. I can hear a trombone through the ceiling and I know it is not you, because the band were round here looking for you too.
The Band · Rehearsal Room 2 · 14/02/1999
Gig on Saturday. We have 2 saxophones, 1 trumpet, 1 organ and 0 trombonists. If you are not coming could you at least drop in the trombone. Barry says he can learn it by Saturday. Barry cannot learn it by Saturday.
Customer Services · The Bank · 22/02/1999
Dear Mr Rudy. We have written to you 14 times. This is the 15th time. We are now writing in a guestbook. Please contact your branch. Please do not reply to this guestbook.
Gary · Gary's house · 01/03/1999
can i have my bike back. no hard feelings. ok some hard feelings. its been 2 years Rudy. it was a racer
Rudy · The year 2029 · 09/03/1999
Hi. It's me. You. From the future. I came back in time to give you a really important message and I have completely forgotten what it was. I think it was about the bike? Give Gary back the bike.
Your Postman · The Sorting Office · 12/03/1999
Tried to deliver. You were not in. Left a card. Card was not collected. Have now left the card a card.
The Library · Upstairs, past the photocopier · 13/03/1999
Your copy of How To Be On Time is 7,305 days overdue. The fine is now more than the library.
Webmaster · Here · 14/03/1999
testing testing is this thing on